Jalopino 8
The Jalopino
By: Kroktrainer and Co-Conspirator
Volume 1 - Issue 8
Add of the Week
New from Parashute.org: the Parrot Shoot!
Side effects may include: Death and the sensation of falling from a great height onto pointy and sharp rocks.
Comments to the Writers
Cool, I like the joke/riddle. I can tell you really like the word random.
-Krok156
Answer from the Writers
Yay! Random!
-The Writers
Contest Winners:
Krok189
Contest of the Week
Find as many grammar mistakes as you can and submit them.
Story of the Week
Polly Penguin was swimming in a lake. Then she was eaten by Krok45 and Krok1934
Safety Tip
If you need to know if a bottle is glass or plastic, stick it down your throat and squeeze. If you hear a crack and die, you know it is glass.
News from Mars
The Mars Government wants to give away free doughnuts to celebrate spring! The problem is, the King wants jelly doughnuts, the Queen wants glazed doughnuts, and the President wants sprinkled doughnuts. Which do you want? Submit your vote!

