The Jalopino
By: Kroktrainer and Co-Conspirator
Volume 1 - Issue 9
Add of the Week
New from Cereal R' Us: Soup cereal! Just add milk.
Letters to the Writers
Congratulations, the orange had twins.
-Krok38552
Answer from the Writers
Mazel Tov to Mrs. Orange and her other sixty-five children on their new brother and sister!
-The Writers
Safety Tip
If you are not sure if something is poisonous or not: don't eat it to be on the safe side. (Bet you weren't expecting me to write that, were you?)
News on Mars
A new extension is going to be built on the roof of the Marsian Palace. The Queen wants to build a garden, the President wants a spaceship landing dock, and the King still wants jelly doughnuts. Tension rises as the discussion continues; the public will be alerted as soon as a decision is reached.
Jupiter Fencing Contest
The Jupiter annual fencing contest is coming up in just three weeks! There will be twenty contestants at the beginning but only seven of them will win! Updates will arrive shortly.
Story of the Week
Loo-Loo and Boe-Boe Crocodile were walking through the woods. Then they ate Little Timmy. Chomp.
Condolences to the family of Little Timmy, who was viciously attacked in the forest by a pair of monstrous crocodiles. Little Timmy, we will remember you always.
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